Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. - Frederico Garcia Lorca
In the richness of language - its grace, breadth, and dexterity - lies its power. To speak with clarity, brevity, and wit is like holding a lightning rod. - James Salter, American novelist b. 1925
Actual Newspaper Headlines:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer Kill 17,000
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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